Sunburns make summer the worst season of the year

Many may think that summer is the greatest season of the year. all the children are free from school and are able to run and play and breath fresh air. But in reality, summer is a deathtrap and the home of sunburns.

Because I am free from school I now have much more time on my hands and am able to run and jump and play outside instead of rotting indoors with a bunch of annoying kids( some with bowl cuts but their names will not be mentioned). Anyway, this newly acquired freedom has ultimately backfired and i am now racked with skin Sizzling PAIN.

Today i had a picnic on the beach with a bunch of my little friends. I was wearing a snazzy new dress i bought for 14 dollars yesterday and the world seemed great, but wait! I forgot to wear sunscreen and now...lobsters would gasp at the sight of my red flesh. My shoulders now look like well really bad sunburned shoulders. It's so bad that even the sunburned tourists with their white visors and cameras take pity on me. My shoulders chest and back are the worst i have ever seen. I EVEN BURNED MY LEGS!!!! I have never burned my legs in my entire life!

I shall now hide from the sun in my house until my skin is no longer sizzling. I shall leave you all with this...beware the sunburn my friends, don't end up like me. Be smart and wear your sunscreen.
Or become nocturnal...whichever is easier.

Shopping

Yesterday i went shopping. My Aunt got an invitation to a Banana Republic sale thing and i got to come along. It was super fun.

there were ladies fighting over clothes and free food. Plus sparkling water with a lemon wedge. And there were servants everywhere. it was really cool walking around with servants here and there giving you fancy lettuce on an old wood plank to make them look ecoFRIENDLY and stuff.

anyway,
i had fun and got a new pair of pants.

Adventure on friends!!!
waffletwist

Goats

Goats are super cool. did you know that?
well it is true.

There are many types of goats in this world, all of which are awesome.

if you don't know what a goat is check out this helpful site.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domestic_goat

don't go to www.goat.com if you want goats. this site has comics...not goats. (disappointing?...yes, very much so)

ANYWAY

there are many types of goats here on planet earth

But the best goat on the world is none other than MR.TUMNUS, from Narnia.
if you want adventure find Mr.Tumnus, he will be sure to give you an adventure to remember.
He can play the flute thingy.

wooo